Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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