- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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