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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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