Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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