- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Equal rights!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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