Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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