What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

whats worse than failing your maths test?

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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