Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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