- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Face...the other white meat!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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