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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your Mom The End.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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