- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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