- Anti Joke

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!