A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Good job, son.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

thumb_up thumb_down +8

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops