What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Katy Perry

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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