- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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