- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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