- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

I? Everett

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??