who is really lanky? james cornish

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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