Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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