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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

cancer

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

cancer

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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