- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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