- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, yup.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Barack Obama.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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