- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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