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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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