Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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