- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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