Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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wenis

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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