- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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