- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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