- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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