- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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