Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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