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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Roses are flowers.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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