Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Tucker Rivera

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

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