yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

I walk into a bar...

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

read me write me

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Immigration Laws

womens rights.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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