- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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