What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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