- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

It's all Taggart

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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