- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

united we sit, cause we're fat

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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