took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Women outside of the kitchen.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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