- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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