- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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