- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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