Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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