- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Communism hehe xd

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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