- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

who is really lanky? james cornish

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

The duck didn't cross the road.

You're a big fat monkey.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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