wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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