Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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