What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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