- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

You are joking right?

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Black people stink of shite!

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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