- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

guy walks into a bar, ouch

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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