Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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