What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

men's rights activists

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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