- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Take part of what?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Dwight Howard

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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