- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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