Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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