What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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