Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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