- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

i hate non minorities!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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