- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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