Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

your face

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why are white people white? I don't know

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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