What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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