- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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