why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

knock knock who's there ?

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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