what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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