- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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