Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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