- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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