What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Roses are red.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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George W. Bush

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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