- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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