- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??