A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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