A Chinese man fails a math test

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Oh s***

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

You having friends.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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