chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Do the roar!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats brown and sticky? Doody

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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