- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

42

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??