- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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