Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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