Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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ure mama's so fat

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Japan

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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