- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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