What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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taking out the trash... at night

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Anti Joke

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