- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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