Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

I literally died laughing

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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