- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I C U P White stuff

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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