The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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